LM: monster will have monster water.
Me: okay, go get your cup.
LM: Mama will find it.
Me: You find it.
LM: Mama, get off couch. Get me purple biscuits.
Me: You're cute. And bossy.
LM: No bossy!
LM: Mama, get purple biscuit.
Me: ok, I'll get you a biscuit.
LM: Two purple biscuits!
Disclaimer: this is just the monster making up sentences in his special monster way, not how Mr. Wolfman and I talk to him or each other.