Tuesday, August 30, 2016

"Bodily Atomably"

is the monster's new favourite phrase.  I told him he doesn't have to have kisses if he doesn't want because of bodily autonomy. He thinks it's just the best. I'm inclined to agree :)

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Conversations with my Monster, part 11: Bossy Pants

LM: monster will have monster water.

Me: okay, go get your cup.

LM: Mama will find it.

Me: You find it.

LM: Mama, get off couch. Get me purple biscuits.

Me: You're cute. And bossy.

LM: No bossy!

Me: hahaha

LM: Mama, get purple biscuit.

Me: ok, I'll get you a biscuit.

LM: Two purple biscuits!

Disclaimer: this is just the monster making up sentences in his special monster way, not how Mr. Wolfman and I talk to him or each other.