Mr. Wolfman *shows me the monster's bunny, which has been missing for weeks and I thought was lost forever *
Me: You found it?! Where was it?
WM: Next to a half-eaten waffle.
Me: It was in the bathroom?
WM: There's a half-eaten waffle in the bathroom?!
Me: ... Yay, you found the bunny!
Clearly, I have some cleaning to do.