"Bodily Atomably"

is the monster's new favourite phrase.  I told him he doesn't have to have kisses if he doesn't want because of bodily autonomy. He thinks it's just the best. I'm inclined to agree :)

Conversations with my Monster, part 11: Bossy Pants

LM: monster will have monster water.

Me: okay, go get your cup.

LM: Mama will find it.

Me: You find it.

LM: Mama, get off couch. Get me purple biscuits.

Me: You're cute. And bossy.

LM: No bossy!

Me: hahaha

LM: Mama, get purple biscuit.

Me: ok, I'll get you a biscuit.

LM: Two purple biscuits!

Disclaimer: this is just the monster making up sentences in his special monster way, not how Mr. Wolfman and I talk to him or each other.

Conversations with my Monster: Part 10 - Musical Taste

Radio: If I could catch time in a bottle...

LM *as if being murdered*: Oh, God! Oh! God! Lord! Oh Lord. Oh. GAWD!!

a few minutes later...

Radio: ... Whoa, Almost Paradise

LM: Turn off song!

Toddler Swears

"Oh, Fish!"

Conversations with my Monster: Part 9.

LM: Lazy bones. Lay-zee-bones!"

Me: I'm not a lazy bones, you're a lazy bones."

LM: *Sigh* Oh, Mama.

Toddler Swears

"Oh, poop. God. Poop God Lord."

Genius Toddler, Part 2: Umm...

So, the other day, we were colouring, and the monster starts pointing to the page saying "Ah, ah!" He's learning letters phonetically*, so he was saying he wanted me to draw an A for him. I guess he got tired of waiting, because then he drew his own. Like seriously, my 21 month old drew the letter A, on purpose, without help. What the what?

*anyone else think it's weird that this word is spelled with a PH instead of an F?