Tuesday, August 30, 2016
"Bodily Atomably"
is the monster's new favourite phrase. I told him he doesn't have to have kisses if he doesn't want because of bodily autonomy. He thinks it's just the best. I'm inclined to agree :)
Sunday, August 21, 2016
Conversations with my Monster, part 11: Bossy Pants
LM: monster will have monster water.
Me: okay, go get your cup.
LM: Mama will find it.
Me: You find it.
LM: Mama, get off couch. Get me purple biscuits.
Me: You're cute. And bossy.
LM: No bossy!
Me: hahaha
LM: Mama, get purple biscuit.
Me: ok, I'll get you a biscuit.
LM: Two purple biscuits!
Disclaimer: this is just the monster making up sentences in his special monster way, not how Mr. Wolfman and I talk to him or each other.
Me: okay, go get your cup.
LM: Mama will find it.
Me: You find it.
LM: Mama, get off couch. Get me purple biscuits.
Me: You're cute. And bossy.
LM: No bossy!
Me: hahaha
LM: Mama, get purple biscuit.
Me: ok, I'll get you a biscuit.
LM: Two purple biscuits!
Disclaimer: this is just the monster making up sentences in his special monster way, not how Mr. Wolfman and I talk to him or each other.
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